Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I have an announcement. Not a good one.

I went to my Dr yesterday to get the BC shot. (Hurts like a bitch, btw.) And the first thing they asked me to do is step onto the scale.

Um I'd rather not, but whatev.
Ok I just had a baby blah blah blah. I should at least SLOWLY be losing SOMETHING, right???
But instead the confirmed me & my husbands suspicions.

I am becoming a fat ass. I GAINED 9 LBS since 3 months ago.
WHAAAATTTT????So today on my lunch break, I purchased this:

YEAH I KNOW. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I've got 20 lbs to lose, and a weeding to be in memorial day weekend. And another 4 weeks later....and another 2 months after that. KILL ME NOW.

I mean, with problems like these, how can I possibly focus on more important things, like whether or not to ask Kim to send me 5 more selections or keep what I got?????? I JUST DON'T KNOW.

I have strongly considered posting "before & after" pics of my weight loss journey, and for the sake of my privacy, I will just give you a representation. Here is my "before":

And here is my "after" (in 30 days):

I won't leave home to work out. That's why I spent 9 hard earned dollars on J.M.'s dvd. Oh and she's got another one- "Last Chance Work-Out". PUH-LEASE!! Actually I may buy it just for funsies. And challenge Hubs to a last-chance work out duel. He's already refused to shred with me though. Whatev.

So my current challenge is getting Hubs out of the living room so I can use the dvd player. (Actually, blue-ray bc we're fancy kind of folk.)


  1. Good luck with Jillian. I heard she is kind of a bitch, though.

  2. That whore sold me these Fat Burner pills and that did nothing and then she would look at me from the box to mock me. I hope her workout DVD, I'm sorry BLU-RAY, works better for you than her dumb pills did for me. Good luck and let us know if it works!

  3. Jillian will kick your a good way.

  4. Oh no! A confirmed suspician of becoming a fat ass is nearly fatal news! Have fun with your Jillian cure!!!

  5. I laughed my ass off at the before and after. Just for that, I'm going to have to start reading your blog. :-)

  6. Funny post, like it. Before and after pics..priceless!
    B xx

  7. You mentioned that you were in for a bc shot? Birth Control? I saw in your bio that you had a little one on the way, is that out-dated? Anyways, I had a terrible time on both oral and injectable bc, and gained weight on both. I use nuva ring now, and the weight just started falling off with minimal changes. So keep that in mind if your bc shot was, in fact, birth control. Because breaking up the life long love affair with cookies is hard to do.

  8. Good call Emily! You reminded me why I never used the shot before! Yes, it is outdated, I had a baby in Dec. I used to have the ring, but wasn't a huge fan. But it's not ruled out...