This is what I said to myself, when I put my child in timeout, heard him throw something that sounded like his potty being thrown across his room, and walked in and saw poop all over the carpet, and the potty flipped upside down on the floor. Covered in poop & pee.
Oh.my.God.
Why am I even surprised anymore? Oh wait, I really wasn't. Should've made the time to empty that this morning...
This led to 45 minutes of more screaming & crying, butt spankings, and a full-on meltdown.
And suddenly...it stopped. Suddenly, the demons left his body (I swear I even saw them exit through his ears and float away like dust in the wind...okay maybe not. but still.) and he transformed into my sweet, darling little boy again.
And all because Little Bear said it was opposite day, and he heard Father Bear say "Have a terrible night!" which he found HILARIOUS.
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OMG, I totally watched that episode. I'm sorry but that is pretty darn funny. Is that what I have ahead of me? Yikes!
ReplyDeleteIn a word: YES.
ReplyDeletesorry but that is funny only b/c i have been there
ReplyDeletethank god for funny dads.
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